i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people
- (via justmemories3)
Who is looking forward to seeing the fashion video from these three lovely ladies?! #youtubersindubai
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
This is revolutionary
why didn’t I study
what the heck is wrong with me
shit shit shit shit shit
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the…